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The writing was boring, and the story went on far too long for such a short plot. I was in love with everyone in this story EXCEPT the main character. If I'd had to actually hold this book in my hands to read it, I wouldn't have been able to finish it. Though I wasn't fond of the voice actor who did the audio, at least she did the dirty work for me. Copied from another Reader, but exactly what I was thinking. "Save your time: here's the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets & a wiggedy-wack intermission. First 200 pages: "I like you, Edward!" "You shouldn't! I'm dangerous!" "I like you, Edward!" "But I'm dangerous!" Next 50 pages: "I'm a vampire!" "I like you, Edward!" "But I'm a vampire! I'm dangerous!" "I like you, Edward!" Next 100 pages: "I like you, Edward!" "You smell good, Bella. I'm dangerous!" "I like you, Edward!" "Damn, you smell good." "I like you, Edward!" "Also, I glow in sunlight." Next 50 pages: A. VAMPIRE. BASEBALL. GAME. (I wish I was kidding) Last 100 pages: "Help me, Edward! I'm being chased!" "I'll save you!" "Help me, Edward! I'm scared!" "I'll save you!" "Oh, Edward!" "You smell good." (One half star for lack of quality, and one half star for being unintentionally hilarious... especially page 314.)"
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